smallframe:

I’m also drunk.

That’s wine, not urine.

Although the taste and colour are similar.

No, I don’t know what urine tastes like, but I can make an assumption.

Hahahahahahahahahaah, this was the first night Dieter and I had sex…

Also, I used to be so much prettier.

I did my makeup properly and wore my hair nicely and wore lovely clothes.

I guess this is what happens when you’re comfortably in a relationship…

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